What is Lewk?
1.
(Can also be spelled "luke")
1) (v) To repeatedly overuse a phrase to the point of inciting self-loathing in others.
2) (v) To fast-forward a movie to excess despite the presence of others who are intent on watching it in full.
3) (v) To repeatedly profess your alcohol tolerance is beyond all others while in reality a underage midget could quite easily drink you under the table.
4) (v) To repeatedly claim one's job is the be-all, end-all of great jobs when the reality remains that getting paid barely above minimum wage "fixing" Grandma Rottencrotch's computer every day is far from respectable, desirable, meaningful, or challenging.
5) (v) To be affected with a Napoleon complex in such a great fashion as pick fights with cripples while drunk and lose.
1) "Don't lewk it."
2) "Quit lewking the movie."
3) "You totally lewked all over the toilet last night."
4) "He won't stop lewking about his shitty job."
5) "Last night, he lewked on a cripple and lost the fight."
