Lezbean

What is Lezbean?


1.

variant spelling of lesbian

'Aye,' affirms Margaret-Anne as they walk off. 'Fuckin lezbeans.'

- Christopher Brookmyre, 'A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil', Little Brown, London, 2006, p281

See les, lesbo, lez, lezbo, neil

2.

Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacherthat closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.

"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"

See tubby, lezbean, bitch, violent, rape, rape time, gym, pe, hypocrite, whore

3.

slang for lesbian

your such a luvly lesbian

no sweetheart, i'm a lezbean

See lesbian, girls, women, kissing, gay, chindra

4.

a bean you plant that in time grows into a very attractive lesbian

i planted a lezbean two weeks ago and i have a beautiful lesbian now :P:P

See been, bean


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