What is Lickified?
1.
An extension of the term Lickification. A pseudo-modern verb for describing the physical soiling of personal property using saliva, mucus, dribble, or any other aural/nasal excretory matter. Common methods are sneezing, coughing, using unwashed hands, and more advanced hand-to-mouth/nose-to-mouth techniques - see Lickyfly for more details.
Can also be used to describe the emotional damage and trauma experienced if an individual is unfortunate enough to witness a Lickifiction event. The phenomenon can lead to loss of appetite, frustration, paranoia, and other related obsessive-compulsive disorders.
Ewww I've been lickified
See
Random Words:
1.
Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.
We can put a man on the m..
