What is Lightsaber Vs The Death Star?


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A piss-fight between a male and female. Dick = Lightsaber; Pussy = Death Star

She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!

See lightsaber battle, piss fight, spray, pussy, dick


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