What is Like A Bulldog Eating Custard?


1.

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.

Jeff: Did you?

Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

See custard, bulldog, vagina, appearance

2.

used to describe a sloppy technique in going down on a woman, reffering to waving face back and forth like a bulldog with his face in a bowl of custard

how did you go last night? he was like a bulldog eating custard

See oral, pussy, going down, messy, bulldog


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