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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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When you wait to long to get a haircut.
Dang, your head is out of control. You need to stop that frocrastination and get to the salon.
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