Lilly Pad

What is Lilly Pad?


1.

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

See lilly pad, yum, upper decker

2.

when you strech your sack over another mans head then hop over him like a frog. if done right it can be quite satisfying.

This is not gay... lilly pad

See lilly pad, lillypad, lilly, pad, gay

3.

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

See oily, gelatinous, poop, buttpee, turds


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