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a possibility, something that can happen, something that won't happen is "not in the cards"
I'm down to get stoned,..
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land of the hicks. Their only books are the farmers almanac, playboy, the John Deere catalouge. All they talk about is tractors and guns..
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When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.
"Poor Sam. He was at ..