Limping Pirate

What is Limping Pirate?


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When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.


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