Limpkin's Insomnia

What is Limpkin's Insomnia?

1.

Results when one is so excited about the prospects of taking a nap that they cannot fall asleep.

Symptoms: Restlessness, Desire to talk, General inability to fall asleep.

Causes: Over-hyping the positive effects of napping, ideal sleeping conditions, napping under time constraints.

I had the worst case of Limpkin's Insomnia today. I got like four hours of sleep last night, but when I was finally able to take a nap, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep.

See sleep, insomnia, nap, restlessness
73

Random Words:

Getafuk
1. Pronounced : Get Ta Fuk , often used ion scotland by anyone with the sense to tell some other fuckwit to go away .. me : you asshole ge..
Read more
Illrich
1. extreme luxury and wealth; over the top DAY-UMMMMM!!!! I WAS AT THIS SHEIK'S ILLRICH MANSE LAST NIGHT RIDIN' THE WHITE MONEY...
Read more
Quickting
1. (adj) Very short sexual relationship i.e. a one night stand. Unfortunately very likely to result in pregnancy or the acquiring of an STD..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free