Limprovise

What is Limprovise?


1.

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.

John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?

Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.

See limp, liquor dick, stiff, hard-on, flaccid, semi, cock, worm, noodle, drunk, sex


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