What is Lindenhurst?
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A town also known as Swindlehurst, Lindy is a south-shore town populated mostly by obnoxious Italian girls with fake tans, long hair, large gold hoop earrings, and boyfriends with Mustangs and mob connections. Lindenhurst is also known as the town where you can smoke muscle relaxers in your weed without people thinking you're weird.
My cousin lives in Lindenhurst- she hangs out in King Kullen and smokes pot with her mom every Thursday night.
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A suburban town on Long Island near the border of Suffolk and Nassau counties. Many residents are well off and live in pleasant & affluent neighborhoods, with an excellent school system compared to the neighboring towns.
North Lindenhurst should not be confused with Lindenhurst. They only share schools.
Kid: Hey where do you live?
Person: Lindenhurst!
Kid: Very nice, you must be pretty well off!
Person: Indeed, most people are.
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a small town filled with people who are either well off or on the verge of bankruptcy. there are so many bars it's hard to avoid drunk people and there are so many drug dealers it's hard for them to get good business. almost everyone in lindenhurst smokes weed or thinks they are too good to smoke weed, but get drunk everyday instead. beer pong is our sport of choice, and man can the villagers work the 'beer belly'. this town is filled with teenagers and old people. the tree-po are the "village cops" and they do their best but no one really gives two shits what they have to say. there are gender confused boys who wear girl pants and girls who can't leave their pants on. town is the hangout spot and it's filled with preps, stoners, juggalo bitches, drunks, the homeless, and the kids who are going to be the next generation of preps, stoners, juggalo bitches, drunks and the homeless. bottom line, people who live in lindenhurst hate on this town, but it could be worse (keep in mind to not confuse lindenhurst with NORTH lindenhurst).
in lindenhurst you can almost smell the marijuana on the air currents.
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A small south shore long island town. "town" or hangout in lindenhurst consists of pot smokers, drinkers scene kids, and juggalos. range from the ages of 14-23. act more like family then friends.all the other kids are mostly short Italian girls who's lives revolve around the jonas brothers, Hollister and flashy name brands. most of the parents smoke pot aswell.
im visiting my cousin in lindenhurst
bring your knife.
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Located on the south shore of Long Island, Lindenhurst is home to the largest EMO community in the US. They wear the gayest, tightest pants they can find and spend time practicing skateboarding tricks from a height of 6 inches off the ground. Lindenhurst also has an eternal odor of dumpster juice that is slowly bringing early deaths to it's inhabitants.
KID#1 Yo Kid......if I wanted to move somewhere where there are gay EMO kids who cut their inner thighs, wear black make-up, and listen to The Cure, where would I go.
KID#2 Yo meng!.....U should go to hell.
KID#1 They also have to wear gay ass tight jeans where their nuts suffocate and they have to look like imbred japanese sailors
KID#2 Oh then you should move to LINDENHURST
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