What is Linder?
1.
/noun/ A Detroit DJ who knows how to party and often rocks doubles with 12 inches of his own. a.k.a.-T. Linder. (see also: Lindered)
"Dude, did you catch Linder's set last night?"
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2.
The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of
Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?
3.
Committing to the process of
"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."
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4.
a ravenous penis eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.
Some Linder satisfied my grandfather last night.
I hate it when Linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.
fag penis eater crotch muncher
5.
Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.
Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.