What is Linekering?
1.
The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
See
Random Words:
1.
really stinking ass!! when the charney family farts!
OMG! Jackie!! that was a major charney fart!
See gas, fart, ass, stank, lethal..
1.
When one farts between another's toes
"I was so aggressive with my piggybomber i shit in between her toes"
See fart, as..
1.
An alternate reference to the penis
Give me your lady pleaser
See cock, sword, man tool..