What is Linekering?
1.
The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
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Noun describing a person who fanatically over-uses the re(dick/cock/dong) family of words.
That poseur called her a recockulous loser -..
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An impotent or flaccid member.
'I took her back to my place but I had so much to drink I had a fizzle dizzle...'
See limp, f..
