Linekering

What is Linekering?

The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.

Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.

Publican: What flavour sir?

Man: Salt and vinegar please.

Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?

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