What is Linekering?
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The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
Man: Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Publican: What flavour sir?
Man: Salt and vinegar please.
Publican: Linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
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To not be able to fight but can talk a lot of shit online, when your really 16 and in the band. Also see fag that likes fat chicks.
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Someone with an extremely small penis.
Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???..
