Lion Sex

What is Lion Sex?


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Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner

"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"

See quickie, sex, screw, fuck, Ninjalicious


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