Liopleurodon

What is Liopleurodon?


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A mystical creature that will tell you where candyland mountain is. If you own a liopleurodon everything in your life will be much easier, they will tell you how to do everything the easiest. Anybody who is somebody owns a liopleurodon. Bill gates does, every famous sports player... maybe even if your neighbor.If you don't have a liopleurodon, you are probably miserable.

"I just bought a liopleurodon and he told me how to sleep, I no longer suffer from insomnia."

Charlie, "Wtf is that?" "its a magical leopluradon charlie"

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