What is Lipstick On The Sausage?

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Well its basicaly the same as other deffinitions and you know what I mean. Lipstick on your penis. Just used in a joking matter at a restaruant

I was out to breakfast and the waitress asked if I wanted bacon or sausage.

I said sausage please.

She said OK.

I said no lipstick on the sausage though.

She looked at me very confused.

I just laughed and so did everyone else.

See lipstick, dick, blowjob, head
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