What is Liquid Salt?
1.
salt kills leeches. therefore, when somebody is trying to leech off your funtimes, you express the desire for some "liquid salt" to get rid of them.
annoying person: omg we are having so much fun together lol lol!
me: so god help me, i need some liquid salt right now!
2.
A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.
Two lads cling to one lady; She sprays liquid salt on them and returns to her lover, Buddy.
