What is Lisbon?
1.
the way non-portuguese spell
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon
Wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
Porkchop: Shut up fez, ull get ur ass kicked if u call it that in portugal
2.
A tall tale.
A rhyming slang phrase dating back to Mediaeval times when Sir Guy of Gisburne spread unfounded rumours about Robin of Loxley (aka Robin Hood).
The phrase "You're telling a Gisburne" has been adulterated over the years, and its rhyming equivalent (a "Lisbon") has gained popularity wihtin cyber-space message boards.
"I don't believe you!! You're telling a lisbon!"
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3.
A boring ass place in the Western part of Howard County where people sit in parking lots and hang out for fun. Kids here ride golf carts and tractors up and down the roads and speed through shopping centers because they think thier cool. All there is to do here is 2 have a party, go out drinking with some friends or smoke up in either a shed or a barn.
Lisbon McDonalds parking lot, Duncan Donuts parking lot. 7 11
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4.
a city in
I stepped on some dog shit when strolling through Lisbon