What is Lisburn?
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A death hole not far from Belfast with literally one street of shops but containing people that believe that it is a legitimate city, despite the fact every significant factor proves otherwise. Plus it's shit.
Cutting myself only hurts my outside, going to Lisburn self-harms my entire being.
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Random Words:
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The onomotopaeic word for the sound some toilets make when flushing.
I did my business and then... whoosh! The toilet said "hunch..