What is Lisburn?
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A death hole not far from Belfast with literally one street of shops but containing people that believe that it is a legitimate city, despite the fact every significant factor proves otherwise. Plus it's shit.
Cutting myself only hurts my outside, going to Lisburn self-harms my entire being.
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A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely N..
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To engage in intercourse while on a raft.
I Huckle Fuckle down the mighty Nile...