What is Literary?
1.
Pertaining to literature.
Also the way stupid people spell "literally" as well as the way AZNs say the world.
Dumb guy writing something: Aryan literary means noble in Persian.
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2.
The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)
Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.
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3.
Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.
John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."
Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"
John Howard: "......."
Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"
John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"
Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
