What is Liveroulette?
1.
A popular television GAMBLING game-show.
On LIVEROULETTE, the top prize every week is a free LIVER TRANSPLANT*.
(*Subject to availability.)
TV viewers are amazed, DAZED and DORISSED by the many other prizes waiting to be won, on the turn of the SPIN-CYCLIST 's WHEEL:
- a case of GLEN SPORRAN Scotch Whisky
- a year's supply of QUIM NOVACAINE
- free PROPERTY -DEVELOPMENT ADVICE from experts
- a MANTELPIECE edition of the complete works of JACKIE COLLINS, bound in best BOCCA BEAVER -SKIN
- a set of SHERPA LUXURY LOW-LOADER luggage
- a framed reproduction of the famous LAUGHING CAVALIER painting
- an antique-style coin collection, including a priceless BLUMENTHAL HA'PENNY and a BRASS FARTHING
- a week's holiday in FRINTON and CLACTON
- two weeks in INVERNESS
- a BANANA BOAT cruise at CANARY WHARF
- a day-trip to Box Hill in Surrey
- a BRAEMARTIAN country weekend, with BASIL CONNOLLY and many other PHEASANT PLUCKERS
- a beach CLAMBAKE , with JOY LID DON, ALICE WOADIE and the PEACHCOMBER S
- a conducted tour, by ZARATHUSTRA THE ROOSTER , of the famous FRONTAGE FACTORY in Yorkshire, UK
- an apt BEULAH massage by a FRENCH POLISHER
- a season-ticket to THE OVAL
- a FLAPDOODLES address-book
- CHALICE and FAMILY PACK assortment- BOX ES of SHIP'S BISCUIT S, JELLIED EEL S and FRESH MORNING ROLLS
- wild-life videos, featuring CORMORANT , MALLARD , GREAT CRESTED GREBE , SQUIRELLA and CRUSTACEAN
- cd audio collection of MEMORABLE FARTHINGALE S
- TWO-MINUTE TANGO dance dvd set
- the CLOPPERTUNE and HANDEL'S LARGO song-books
- many other books, including "DABCHICK AND GREBE DIETS", " HEIFERLUMP LOSE WEIGHT!", " CARROTTING IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN" and "MEAT RATION S FOR EAGER VEGAN S
- a made-to-measure ULTIMATE X pantry appliance
- exciting, surprise ELVIS PREZZIE S from mystery donors!
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(*Subject to availability.)
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