Liverpool Fc

What is Liverpool Fc?


1.

a Spanish football team based in Merseyside.

In a couple of years, Spanish players will outnumber English players on LFC by a 50-0 margin.

2.

Liverpool Fc the most succesful club in england not britain cos rangers are with 50 somehting titles and so many cups i've lost count

50 something titles and so many fa and league cup wins and the the only scottish team to go past the group stage in the champions league. were as Liverpool FC have only got 18 titles

See rangers, cups, england

3.

The Most successful British Football Team Ever. They have won the league and european cup more times than any other english club, including the scum

European Cup Winners:

1976-77

1977-78

1980-81

1983-84

Man utd have one it once, hahaha scum

4.

The most successful English football team ever. Widely regarded as having some of the most loyal and passionate fans in world football.

Champions of England 18 times

5 European Cups

7 FA Cups

3 UEFA Cups

3 European Super Cups

7 League Cups

15 Charity Sheilds

AnfieldLiverpool FC

You'll Never Walk Alone

See liverpool, lfc, reds, anfield, scousers

5.

A football (sic) team, Everton FC's illegitimate offspring. Locals appear to shun them, however hoardes of out of towners and even out of countryers tag on to the name of the city for a few hours once a fortnight in the hope of establishing a rapport between themselves...and then sod off agin.

"Scuse Signori, I come to watch football match for to see Liverpool? Where is being Anfield?"

6.

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.

Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !

Bloke 2: What?

Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!

Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?

Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.

Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?

Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?

Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?

Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.

Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.

Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.

Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?

Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!

See kopite, gobshite, norway, scandinavia, cockney, yorkshire, Marc

7.

The best team in the World. 41 Trophies, including 5 Eurpoian Cups and 18 Domestic League Titles. Won the Champion's League on 25th of May 2005.

Gerrard and Carragher are England's two best players and they play for Liverpool F.C.


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