What is Loaf Cutter?
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A loaf cutter is when someone places anothers nose in between their ass cheeks with the nose bridge centered on the butthole. When the spontaneous individual defecates, the poo will be split in half by the nose bridge, thus evenly dispersing the poo onto each side of the face.
Susan was feeling adventurous, so she decided to let Brian give her a loaf cutter.
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