Lobsterbate

What is Lobsterbate?


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Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

See masturbate, masturbation, sex, mirror


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