What is Lobsterbate?
1.
Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
See
Random Words:
1.
The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are t..
1.
A covertly communicated intent to make an ATM withdrawal as prerequisite to making an illegal, immoral, or unethical purchase; specifica..
1.
While a person is sleeping, put plastic wrap over their open mouth and defecate into their mouth.
At the party many hot launches were u..
