What is Lobsterbate?
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Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
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to get a good kicking or telling off from ones parents as a child.
eg "oh no im nearly 3 hours late i should of been in at 9 im go..
