Lobsterbate

What is Lobsterbate?

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

See masturbate, masturbation, sex, mirror

Jailizzle

1. Jail, big house Petey got sent to jailizzle..

W'ot

1. A slur of the words wet and hot damn she is w'ot See wet, hot, sexy, soaking, fit, Rapechel..

Red Newt

1. A slimy red shit, mostly acquired through shitting too fast. Oh man i just squeezed out like, 10 red newts!..

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