Lobsterbate

What is Lobsterbate?

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

See masturbate, masturbation, sex, mirror

Footballers

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Newb Pwners

1. a band originally made as a satire to the band No Cover who originated in Sandpoint, Idaho Newb Pwners is a band...myspace/newbpwners ..

Zlebs

1. Z-list Celebrities, such as Big Brother contestants, X-Factor weirdos, Wags. Do these Zlebs actually have any talent? See d-list, cele..

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