Lochlan

What is Lochlan?

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!

Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

See Kola

Dew Fuel Excretion

1. One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matte..

Gh The Banana King

1. Yes, this is the awsomest bestest guy around, and he's wicked hott too...and his bonnet, which ISN'T a baby bonnet :( is SO ko..

Blipt

1. when u get mashed out ur face off weed a stage past being stoned wen ur hed is spinin to fuk, stoned = just chilled out..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lochlan Edit Meaning