Lochlan

What is Lochlan?

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!

Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

See Kola

W.a.l.a.

1. Someone who has a an uncanny knack for attracting loosers; stands for "Wierdo And Looser Attraction" She's got W.A.L.A. ..

Eternal Losseyness

1. Being out of a game forever If you miss that shot ur in a eternal losseyness See loss, eternal, loosing, forever..

Kalson

1. a very large jewish gay man man! That kalson sure as hell filled me up! See hotdog, kosher, jew, awesome, turd..

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