Lochlan

What is Lochlan?

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!

Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

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