What is Lock Monstering?
1.
when you taken such a large crap it starts peeking up over the water in the toilet bowl, like the lock ness monster's head peeking out of the lock.
dude, i ate so much celery, beans, and popcorn that i started lock monstering when i took a shit. seriously, my crap was poking out of the water so much it nearly touched my ass.
See
Random Words:
1.
Tiny cereal o's resembling cheerios from Yongda, giving people the confidence and abilities to overly acheive anything. Hence that ..
1.
When a man has overly hairy shoulders.
"I saw this guy at the gym the other day. He wasn't wearing a shirt. His shoulderswere..
