Loftiss

What is Loftiss?


1.

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.

guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

See loftiss, asshole, douchebag, faggot, tard, gym

2.

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.

Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

See small, dumbass, strong, loftiss, glenn


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