Log Ride Edit Meaning

1.

When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.

"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."

See shit, crap, poop, splash

2.

A true log ride is this:

First you take a huge shit

Then, while giving your bitch a swirly, you nail her in the ass

Nail her in the ass until she shits.

I gave that bitch a nasty ass log ride

See log, ride, log ride

3.

the act of passing feces into another's asshole, and having them return the favor. Can be repeated

We practiced the log ride for fifteen minutes.

See logs, log, poo, poop, crap, shit, asshole

4.

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.