Lohan

What is Lohan?


1.

to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"

i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan

See lohan, vomit, drunk, drugs, puke

2.

synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays

That girl has large lohans....ALL right....

See blue

3.

Similar to a Nip Slip; Intentional slutiness;

Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.

4.

verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s

"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."

See lohan, lindsay lohan, lesbian, wannabe, poser

5.

noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.

"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."

See lohan, lindsay lohan, lesbian, wannabe, poser

6.

a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs

Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."

or

Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"

See accident, unfortunate, mistake, idiotic, stupid

7.

A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.

For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.

(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.

(wife)-Why honey?

(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?

(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.

See lindsay, lindsay lohan, lohan, family guy, crab


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