What is Lohan?
1.
to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"
i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan
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2.
synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays
That girl has large lohans....ALL right....
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3.
Similar to a
Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.
4.
verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."
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5.
noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.
"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."
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6.
a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs
Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."
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Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"
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7.
A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.
For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.
(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.
(wife)-Why honey?
(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?
(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.
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