Lolboner Edit Meaning

1. 1.what you call a turtle when it wears a sweater. hey look at that hertel. See turtle, kelsey, jessica, farts..

1. pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car. I ..

1. When somebody consumes a large quantity of booze and or drugs, resulting in a mental shutdown leaving them sitting there drooling like a..