Torkington

What is Torkington?

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"

Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."

Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."

Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

See sheep, molest, rape, rare

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