Loner Poner Boner

What is Loner Poner Boner?


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Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"

Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

See road head, brake job

2.

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"

Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

See road head, brake job


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