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ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)
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A dangerous situation caused by a sudden, random, unexpected occurrence. Used particularly where a successful outcome depends on great c..
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The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubedpiece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie].
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