What is Lorena Bobbit Smoothie?
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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.
Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
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