What is Lorena Bobbit Smoothie?


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When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

See lorena, bobbit, smoothie, cut off


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