Loser Cruiser

What is Loser Cruiser?


1.

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

See shawn

2.

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

3.

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

See loser, cruiser, car, vehicle, hoopty

4.

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

See lame, ride, looser, bail

5.

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

See motorcycle, geek sheik

6.

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

See JP

7.

An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.

Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.

See loser, poor, junky, rust bucket, crap, embarrassing


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