What is Loser Cruiser?
1.
a school bus
Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
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2.
a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
3.
Unattractive vehicle.
Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
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4.
The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.
Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!
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5.
A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.
"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"
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6.
an old ugly shitty car
Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!
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7.
An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.
Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.
I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
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