Loser Magnet

What is Loser Magnet?

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

See loser, vibrator, drunk, lover, depressed

Phritz

1. A guitarist who thinks he's super awesome but who really can't play at all. A showy, wanky musician who has the best equipment..

Smaer Daer

1. n, v, ag: org. Vernon, BC. Brainchild of two strange saltspring characters, SmaerJer and SmaerDor. Its like, "smaerd" dude, a..

Koch

1. 1. To hang around / stay / chill somewhere or with someone. 2. When a place is nice to stay. 1. I'm koching with my boys. 2. Thi..

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