Loser Magnet

What is Loser Magnet?


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Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

See loser, vibrator, drunk, lover, depressed


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