Loser Magnet

What is Loser Magnet?

Loser Magnet: someone whose "love" is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.

Don't be a loser magnet. Never shop for a used personal vibrator when you're drunk. No one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.

See loser, vibrator, drunk, lover, depressed

Riding Greyhound

1. sour luck, to be put in a bad position. Hipster1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke. Hipster2: Yeah, he's riding ..

Bbcsm

1. Big Body Can't Stop Me! When you're balls out for porking the fat girl at a party Joe: "Damn that girl's bigger th..

W00t!

1. when on an online video game, instead of typing "yay" or hooray", you type w00t! I killed you! w00t! See Brodie 2. wo..

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