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ROFLMHOPIMP
-Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off Peeing In My Pants
"So a priest and a spork walk into a bar and..."
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The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one..
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When you're really cold and wet and you get such bad shrinkage that your dick is actually hard. Not an erection, just REALLY bad sh..
