What is Love Curtains?
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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an old-school handgame, although different than your traditional handgame, because it can be played with more than two people all sittin..
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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a count..
