Love Curtains

What is Love Curtains?

1.

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!

Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

See pissflaps, sex, toilet
71

Random Words:

Imlah
1. The imlah is a strange afectionate creature who usually sstalks his paray(usually young girls) he may refer to them as munchkin.When app..
Read more
Zamming
1. Running as fast as possible; especially a gang of kids. "Me and my friends were zamming across the playground, when we crashed int..
Read more
Pezzo Di Merda
1. "piece of shit" in Italian. "pezzo di merda" as in "you piece of shit" See merda, shit, italian, insult..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free