What is Love Curtains?
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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When someone reeks of sperm after a long night of extreme sex.
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Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.
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skilled at fellatio (usage applied only to women)
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