What is Love Curtains?
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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A person, usually a girl who dates ALOT of men, or a guy trying to win a girl; who says "i love you" after just one day, or ve..
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A rather awkward fellow who often enjoys indulging in the CLUG user by sticking him into his batty crease after he has lubed him up with..
