What is Love Curtains?
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.
John: so I go..
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1. when you, or your six speed (bike :), is tricked out nasty.
2. to be so nasty tricked its disgustingly sick.
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