Love Curtains

What is Love Curtains?

1.

When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!

Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

See pissflaps, sex, toilet
71

Random Words:

O-1-o
1. This is the act of blowing your wad between the eyes of a girl during the "money shot". The two "O's" represen..
Read more
One Life
1. It started a saying being used in place of no balls for example if someone didn't want to take another shot you would be like come ..
Read more
Drasher
1. A person that hates kids and plays stupid games "wanna play heads up seven up" "Dude you are such a drasher" See ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free