Love Curtains

What is Love Curtains?

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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.

Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!

Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!

See pissflaps, sex, toilet
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