What is Love Curtains?
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When a girl's piss flaps are so frickin huge they need to be strapped to her thighs for such things as sex, using the toilet and walking in a straight line.
Pete: Dude I tried al fresco sex with my missus yesterday but it was windy and her love curtains slapped me straight in the face!
Riz: You should have tied them down with elastic bands first!
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Random Words:
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the inexplicable feeling you get when people(s) you love depart and you are in a loss for words. this is the word for the un explainable..
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I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper..
