Love Gul

What is Love Gul?


1.

Members of the opposite sex to whom you have not spoken in quite some time, who suddenly start to show a personal interest in you when your facebook relationship status changes from "In a Relationship" to "Single".

So-called because their behaviour resembles that of seagulls chasing a fishing boat, Love Guls can often be easily identified by the comments they leave on a changed relationship status in the hours afterwards

Johnny: Man, I'm having such a hard time after breaking up with Sue. I wish everyone would just leave me alone about it

Bob: Yeah man, you've got loads of love gulls hassling you

See love, gull, relationship, facebook, annoying


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