Love Masseur

What is Love Masseur?


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A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"

"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"

"Didja score bitch!"

"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur


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