What is Love Masseur?
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A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!
Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!
"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"
My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!
I am the Love Masseur
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A Group Of Women with extremely tiny titties.
Damn Hiedi, kristina, and nick make up the itty bitty tity commity at l*** v*** high scho..
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a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)
i didn't have a dildo so i made an..
