Love Mayonnaise

What is Love Mayonnaise?

1.

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

2.

A synonym of semen, commonly that of unusually thick or white consistency.

Dude, I fucking shot my love mayonnaise all over that milf's hot pussyand tits, and then her hot 19 year old daughter licked it off for her.

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