Love Volcano

What is Love Volcano?


1.

A sexual position. Which requires some setup

First ejaculate into your lovers anus.

Then take a straw and blow smoke up their rectum.

Finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the semen flows out like lava from a volcano.

I gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week... and then put the video on youtube. WEE!!!!!

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2.

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

See molasses, skeet, volcano, sadness, love, semen


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