Love You Lotties Like Jelly Totties Edit Meaning

1. A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem. to-day..

1. The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again. ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pi..

1. A half hard/half soft penis I was so drunk that I couldn't fuck that chick. All I could come up with was a nerf dick. See dick, ..