What is Lovely Bert?
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1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".
2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.
"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"
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When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.
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