What is Lovely Bert?
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1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".
2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.
"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"
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A boy that shoots his load too quick.
He was such a quickpopper, he set it off before it really got started.
See sex, cum, quick, fast..
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the male genitalia
He got kicked in the love tackle and fell to the ground in pain.
See twig and berries, man junk..