Lovers Flu

What is Lovers Flu?

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :

"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :

"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

See lovers, flu, std, sick, work, Monkey

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