Lube Alert

What is Lube Alert?


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Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant

Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert"

Lube man: "hello sir how can i help you?"

Old man: "help lube alert im stuck and i can't pull out!"

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