Luck

What is Luck?


1.

The absence of skill

That was all luck baby!

2.

something that I don't have.

Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again

Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck

See Who The Douce Are You?

3.

An indiscriminate phenomenon of chance or fate, which one comes to increasingly appreciate less with hard work.

Pretty much every time you get something you know you don't deserve

4.

Only getting wet when you should have drowned.

Like the handle on a piss pot, there but not in it.

See tootie

5.

when something for once in your life doesn't end up being fucked up or bad

Man, so glad I didn't get shot again today. Must be my lucky day.

6.

1. What a lot of Counter Strikenerds say when you kill them.

2. What sore losers say when they got their ass whipped by someone better than them.

1. CS Freak: lol what a luckzor, u got luckzorz buddy.

CS Player: Oh shut up you nerd

CS Freak: You got lotz of luckzors in your pantzorz.

CS Player: you can suxorz my nutzorz fagzorz.

2. You lucky freak, you beat me by 20 points. You're so lucky.

7.

what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind.

Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."

Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."

Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"

Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."

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