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When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits ..
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Alternative to "Dickhead"
My boss is such a cocknoggin, he won't pay me for all the overtime I put in last week...
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slang for ded. Yes D E D dead. As in rigor mortis.
joo ded foo, joo ded..