Lucy The Slut

What is Lucy The Slut?


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A prostitute; a lounge singer; the star of Girls Gone Wild Pts. 2, 5, & 7; a former fuck-buddy of Princeton; A character in Avenue Q

Good Lord, Lucy the Slut sure is hot. She will definitely make me feel special, so I can forget all about that bitch, Kate Monster, who will eventually hospitalize her by throwing a penny off the side of the Empire State building and dropping it on her head. Hopefully she will be good at making me feel special and not be a cunt like Kate was.


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